I am awarding the loofa gloves to S., for her true story, which should make you LOL, as I did. For some reason she cannot post a comment on my blog, so sent this in an email after reading my post:
Lisa Marie's comment about her torn-up loofa on a stick ending up stuck in her bum reminded me of the following true story about myself:
For many years, we had a plant hanging in our bathroom window right next to the shower. I can't recall the exact variety, but it was one of those similar to an airplane plant, which grows on really long vines and has little 'babies.' At the time, several vines reached the floor, hanging down about 5 feet or so. One morning I stepped out of the shower and was drying off. I worked my way from top to bottom, and finished by bending over to dry off my lower legs and feet. I stood back up and began walking to the sink. All of a sudden, I felt a very hard 'tug' on my body, and glanced into the large bathroom mirror to see that I now had a very long green 'tail.' While bent over, I had caught one of the plant's vines between my 'cheeks' and when I stood up they had tightened around it. What made this even more embarrassing was that my husband had witnessed the whole thing. I am occasionally still teased about this. Brings a new meaning to the term 'butt of the joke.'
Thanks to all for the stories...