One time when I was in a Wal-mart parking lot, I saw this woman change her baby's diaper in her car and then toss the used one out the window -- splat, not even very far. She had to step over it when she got out and lumbered into the store. I waited to make sure she wasn't coming right back, and when I was pretty sure no one was watching, I walked over to her car and yeeeessssss! It wasn't locked! I picked it up by an edge and shoved it far up under her driver's seat. Do you think she figured it out? It's doubtful. Probably the only lesson she learned was to always lock her doors. I should go around in an Avengers outfit. At least an 'Emma Peele' catsuit......*
*This is a weird store. I have a friend who is an insominac, so she'd always go there around midnight. She noticed every time she did there would be this 'person' she would follow to try to decipher if it was male or female. From her description, it sounded a bit like Cousin It with a beehive. I told M. the beehive gave it away as being a female......is that sexist? I tried to go see, too, but I guess my timing was off, as I never did. Then we moved to Wye.
The store was also frequented by a family of Zombies.Thier son had a shrunken Dwight D. Eisenhower head on a tiny toddler body, and they all had yellow teeth and a 1000-yard stare. Having the demeanor of a cruise director I'd always nod and smile and say Hey, but they would only turn and look at me and lick their lips. (Okay, I made that last part up). But I noticed that everyone -even their cashier --would lean away from them.