Monday, September 28, 2009

Jessica's Dog

People magazine reported this week that Jessica Simpson's malti-poo, Daisy, was "snatched" by a coyote "in front of her own eyes." Wow. I'm guessing they weren't in downtown L.A at the time. Then, the blurb goes on to say that Jessica is desperately posting lost dog notices around town and 'tweeting' in an attempt to get her dog back. "Why would I stop searching? I'm a mom."

Say what? Double wow, Jess. Does she think the coyote is holding Daisy for ransom? Are the FBI being called in on a dognapping? Why have none of her friends* taken her by the hand and explained that chances are 99.99 percent that a tiny dog nabbed by a coyote isn't going to be considered much more than a chew toy and that day's hors d'oeuvre? By saying nothing they haven't exactly advanced the cause this girl/woman has a brain....I'm thinking Tony got off the hook.......

* having read past comments from her dad I think I can guess why he wouldn't be up to the task...

3 comments:

Clare said...

That is EXACTLY what I thought. Does she honestly believe that the coyote has the dog tied up? Girl has problems.

S.E. Sward said...

Naw, she's just Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.

Pricilla said...

stupid is as stupid does....

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